A modern love story.
Once upon a time, in a far away yet still kind of unaffordable borough of London lived a young lady (lol questionable but I’ll continue) who was swept off her feet by a handsome gentleman with no commitment issues who owned a nice flat and had a stable job and they –
Sorry I couldn’t continue because I was laughing so much that I choked on the reduced aisle muffin I bought which is strangely dry.
Here’s the real story:
Continue reading How to fall in love in London
By a man.
The world of dating can be an entirely confusing one. It seems like no one really knows what to do for the best. So when I stumbled across an article on the dubiously named website niceteef.com promising to give me top tips to attracting a man I was hooked!
And, because I’m kind – I thought I’d share some of these pearls of wisdom with you all.
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My love life as of recently has been even more dire than usual.
I know…I mean… I also thought we’d hit rock bottom people but APPARENTLY NOT.
With the online dating world full of freaks and IRL men proving to be disingenuous dickheads my current mood is basically this:
So, it’s kind of strange that my new obsession of the moment is a show in which the end game is to fall madly in love (and win loads of cash – this at the very least I can get on board with.) Yeah you guessed it, it’s Love Island.
Continue reading How to date like a Love Islander
I’ll admit I’ve been keeping this corker under my hat for a good while.
Mainly because I’ve actually struggled to articulate how utterly bizarre and terrible this date was.
I sincerely hope you are all ready for this.
Continue reading How to have the worst first date
It’s been pointed out to me recently that this blog makes dating sound as fun as having to sit an exam naked whilst all your ex boyfriends eat dinner with their new girlfriends in a circle around you.
Continue reading How to enjoy dating
Ah the world of dating. It can be indecipherable at the best of times.
Take the time when I went on a date with someone I had met in real life only to discover it wasn’t a date but infact a weird business meeting in which he took me to a glorified pret a manger and then got his laptop out to show me his excel spreadsheet.
Which would have been fine except for the fact that I was wearing heels and a fur coat like a 20th century prostitute and had brought nothing with me at all.
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