It’s 10pm in a pub in Angel. The floor is sticky, the windows are fogged up. Its 10 days til Christmas and the place is packed out with twenty somethings looking to rub up against each other in the name of not going home alone.
I, on the other hand, am three (bottles of) wines deep and in a well of self-pity. I am 24, totally batshit-bonkers-in-love and the object of my affection, my boyfriend, is ignoring my messages. Savage.
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I have never been a great sleeper. Whilst I’m typically an early riser, most days I tend to find myself feeling like I could have done with at least a couple more hours sleep. And when you’re regularly leaving the house already imagining getting back into your bed, it’s probably time to tackle the problem. Plus the older I get the more I find myself … Continue reading How to sleep better
Is it just me or does everything feel just a little bit scarier at the moment? The news is pretty doom and gloom, everyone good died in 2017 and the president of the United States is a climate change denying maniac who makes even this guy look like a total gentleman. I’ve never been particularly inclined to think about the environment or my part … Continue reading How to save the world
If you’re anything like me, dating is no hand-in-hand-cutesy-let’s-feed-the-ducks-oh-lol-you-hit-one-what-are-you-like-walk-in-the-park. Far from that classic rom-com scene, dating in London usually goes one of two ways: Intense courtship with proclamations of undying affection and a burning desire to see you at all times right up until the point you decide you like them back. At this point a cooling off to rival the ice age happens and … Continue reading How to spot a Fuck Boy
Valentine’s day as a single gal can be tough. Whether you want a relationship or not there’s something intensely annoying about a day geared to make you feel like a leper if you’re not spending it sitting across the table from someone in a Bella Italia. Suddenly the entire bloody world seems to be posting proclamations of love to ‘this one’ on Instagram whilst essentially … Continue reading How to Survive Valentines Day when you’re Single AF
Picture the scene. A dimly lit pub in Hackney that smells faintly of beer and pork scratchings.
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It was a cold and miserable Saturday night when NSF burst into my room bearing excellent news.
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I’d like to start this off by saying that my mother is MUCH better at life than I am.
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