How not to be a dick at a gig

Hey everyone! What’s more exciting than going to see one of your favourite bands at one of your favourite venues?

Oh that’s right – going to see one of your favourite bands at one of your favourite venues without paying a single sodding penny for it.

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How to fix your gross feet

Ok I’m just going to come right out and say it. I have bloody horrible feet.

There you go. It’s out there.

It’s sad but true. A combination of not being overly keen on shoes, being the kind of heinous human who would rather wear no socks than wash her socks and a half marathon I did back in Feb that caused every.single.one of my toenails to drop off (yeah you heard me) mean that my trotters are about as appealing as snogging Donald Trump. I.e. they’re rank.

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