The other night I was spending an average Tuesday evening sorting out my lifemin (aka lying on my front, on my bed, with my rucksack and shoes still on, flicking through Instagram a full hour after arriving home) when NSF came in brandishing her phone in my face in a state of outrage.
What had offended my nearly unoffendable flatmate was a status posted by a girl she knew back at school that went something along the lines of:
‘I’m such an idiot! Thought I ordered cream napkins for the wedding but then it turned out they were white. Doh’ #wedmin #bridebrain*
Who fucking cares?! Screeched NSF ‘seriously why did she feel the need to share that with the world. What a FANNY’