How to Survive the Heatwave

Something extremely strange has happened this week.

The. Sun. has. Come. Out.

Oh how we’ve bade our time…we’ve suffered through the indignity of soggy sandals, cancelled weekends to the beach and shivered our way through summertime cocktail specials at southbank pausing every so often to look up at the sky, palms turned upwards, going ‘oh…oh…is that…no, no I think we’re ok.’

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4 Things to do this weekend that are better than going on a Tinder Date

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

DUNNN NAA…… DUNNN NAA…. DUN NA DUN NA DUN NA DUN NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(for those of you who don’t know I’m clearly bringing to life the jaws theme music through the medium of the written word. Obvi)

ANYWAY

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How to have an excellent first date

I don’t care if you’ve been on 10 dates or 10,000 the first date with a new person is always pretty nerve racking.

Will they be boring? Will they fancy me? Will I fancy them? Will they be a nipple pinching psycho who orders me to search for their sunglasses in a bush?! oh the possibilities!

Whilst there’s not a whole hell of a lot you can do if your date hitched a ride to the pub on the crazy train direct from Loonville, there are a few simple things you can do to make sure your date goes as swimmingly as possible.

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