Every New Year’s Day, when I invariably wake up with a mouth that could rival the Sahara Desert in the anti-moist Olympics, stinking of a cocktail of cheap booze I think to myself ‘Next year, next year it will be different.’ Continue reading “How to have a great NYE: PART TWO”
I’m going to start this off with a bold statement. I LOVE New Year’s Eve. I know it’s basically lauded as the shittest night out of the year but honestly, it’s one of my favourites. Firstly, on what other night of the year, (apart from your birthday/Valentines day/any Friday night) can you behave like the emotional train-wreck nightmare I usually am once I’ve had my quote of piss wine and still be completely excused by kind souls saying ‘ Don’t worry New Year is an emotional time’.
I thought i’d share the account of one of my favourite tinder dates I ever went on. Favourite in the sense that when I recount it my so called friends squeal with laughter/spit out their wine/shout ‘again, again, go out with him again’. Continue reading “‘I got them out and framed them especially for you’”